Heh. I only bring this up because I was recently curious as to what "Crivens" actually means. Here's what Wiktionary has to say about it:
"Christ fend us"? Does that mean the Feegles believe in Jesus now? I doubt it ... What do you think, hmm?
Etymology
Borrowed from Scots crivvens. Attested in English from the early 20th century.
Interjection
crivvens
From earlier criffins, a euphemistic alteration of Christ fend us. Attested from the late 19th century.
Borrowed from Scots crivvens. Attested in English from the early 20th century.
Interjection
crivvens
- (Scotland, chiefly Dundee) An exclamation of astonishment or horror.
Jings, crivvens an' help ma boab!
From earlier criffins, a euphemistic alteration of Christ fend us. Attested from the late 19th century.