So ... I'm re-reading 
The Truth right now and can't stop giggling at Pterry's wordplay. *G*
I especially love the scene where the New Firm tries to buy a Dis-Organiser ... that tells them its own warranty. Oh, lord. Mr. Tulip's reaction is 
gold. (It starts on page 83). Sample quote:
"... a green imp shot forward.
'Bingely-bingely-bee-"
It froze. Even a thaumaturgic creature of hell would freeze with a knife at its throat.
'What the hell is this?' Mr Pin demanded. I wanted something that would 
listen!'"
... and so on. 

 I finished that scene and put the book away, laughing and laughing and laughing. Clearly Pterry had enormous fun parodying EULAs. 

 Equally clearly, the rogue wizard made a big mistake. How 
dare he ask them to pay. =P I only hope he will be able to walk. Eventually, perhaps. 
