I've started reading
Death by Shakespeare: Snakebites, Stabbings and Broken Hearts. Quite interesting.
I've enjoyed Shakespeare ever since I studied "King Lear" in my final year of school; I've read a few books about him, watched some of the plays done on stage, listened to the audio books. When I was in London some years ago, I went to visit the new Globe and see a play there.
Anyway, the book itself is good so far. Interesting to note how lucky Shakespeare was -- he nearly died in infancy, he nearly died after writing just one minor play and one poem, he'd been in trouble with the law when younger. And the mortality rate at the time couldn't have helped. *shrug* Still, he lived to the grand old age of 53, at a time when the average age at death was 35.
So ... what if Shakespeare
had died before writing all those plays of his (and giving us all those words and phrases we use today)?
Someone else would've come up with something, I'm sure, but modern English wouldn't be the same.
Now there's an idea!
All these conspiracy theories about "who
really wrote Shakespeare", etc. etc., blah blah blah -- FINE.
So in a different Trouser of Time, Shakespeare dies young, and someone else has to step into his shoes. Who would it be? And how would he (or she!) take Shakespeare's place, especially without Shakey's family noticing?
Now
there's a way to take the mick out of all those conspiracies ...